The Crones left the Mayo Hotel after giving them a blistering critique of their handicapped facilities and proceeded to the Gilcrease Museum ostensibly to view the art and artefacts of the American West. They were also planning to give their manifesto for Cronation to the citizens of Tulsa. Under cover of visiting family, these wily women are all about the liberation of all people. The Gilcrease was chosen as the site to disclose the manifesto provisions since it has an enormous collection of art depicting the oppression of Native peoples as well as housing many ritual objects taken from tribal peoples around the world. The Crones have been spending their time on the road researching the manifesto to reflect the issues of the day plaguing humanity and how to solve them. Later they took the Tulsa sleeper cell out to dinner and discussed integration in Tulsa among other topics. Our oldest (92) and youngest (4) members shared their perspectives as we composed our views.
Natalie is safe! We got her on a flight to Chicago. A team, including FBI, Homeland Security, and the Mayo Clinic will meet her at the airport to treat her and debrief her. She was clearly suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteCrones may be in Texas by now but we doubt they have the necessary papers to cross Arizona.
Can a sleeper cell snore?
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly, snoring hasn't been a problem, or are we all becoming hard of hearing?
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